A Brief History of the New York City Public Schools

A prosecutor, a publisher and a social worker walk into a bar ... #nycschools
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The prosecutor says "we need a revolution"then proceeds to do everything BUT drink #nycschools
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The publisher says "I don't want to drink. Stop having babies!" and the social worker?
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Well he says to himself 'you know, if I play my cards right, I could have this whole bar to myself'. He then proceeds to dance on the bar..
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but he still doesn't drink. FINALLY the bartender, an old experienced guy says "look. If you don't get out of my bar, I'm gonna call a cop"
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To wit the prosecutor, the publisher & the social worker laughingly reply:"This, my friend, is amateur night. And lasts for whole 12 years"
— nycdoenuts (@nycdoenuts) May 9, 2013

and that is a brief history of the New York City public school system (pardon the typos)